Talk:Trinket Sparkles/@comment-26867098-20150902133736

Trinket attends Princess Candidate School. Based of this.

Jewel: Attention princess candidates this is Gunnery Sergeant Oorah of the Lalaloopsy Land Marine Corps and he'll train you in the arts of nobility. (backs away to let Gunny take her place)

Gunny: (moves forward) I'M GONNA TELL YA WHAT THERE CANDIDATES! YOU DON'T SPEAK TO ME WHEN YOU'RE AT THE POSITION OF A CIVILAN! THAT MEANS YOUR ARE HEELS TOGETHER, YOU'RE FINGERS ARE AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE, YOUR THUMBS ARE ON YOUR TROUSER SEATS, YOUR FINGERS ARE CURLED AND YOUR EYES ARE STRAIGHT TO THE FRONT!

Trinket: Are we in....

Gunny: (moves to Trinket) SILENCE!!! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT CANDIDATE, YOU DON'T TALK UNLESS IF I TALK TO YOU, YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING AROUND HERE UNLESS I TELL YOU TO DO IT AND THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS IN YOUR SENTANCES WILL BE SIR, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

Trinket: Sir yes sir.

Gunny: NOW WHAT'S YOUR NAME CANDIDATE?!

Trinket: I'm Trinket Sparkles and I...

Gunny: NO! NO! NO! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT CANDIDATE, INSTEAD OF 'I' YOU SAY 'THIS CANDIADATE', IN STEAD OF "YOU" YOU SAY 'THE DRILL SERGEANT' NOW WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!

Trinket: Sir this candidate's name is...

Gunny: NO! NO! NO! YOU'RE NOT LOUD ENOUGH, YOU WILL SPEAK IN A LOUD AND ESTATE VOICE DO YOU UNDERTSND ME?!

Trinket: SIR YES SIR!