Talk:Jewel's relationships/@comment-26867098-20150823111105

Jewel finds romance in Princess Canidate School - by me featuring fan charcter Gunnery Sergeant "Gunny" Oorah

Gunny: SPARKLE!

Jewel: SIR YES SIR!

Gunny: YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A PRINCESS?!

Jewel: SIR YES SIR!

Gunny: OUTSTANDING I HAVE NO DOUBT YOU WILL DO WELL THEN! (notices Jewel staring at him and he removes his hat) Are you staring at me with those black buttons? ARE YOU?!

Jewel:(trying to hide her feelings) SIR NO SIR!

Gunny: ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME SPARKLE?!

Jewel: SIR NO SIR!

Gunny: OH SO YOU DO NOT THINK I LOOK GOOD IN MY UNIFORM SPARKLE?!

Jewel: SIR THE DRILL SERGEANT LOOKS MARVELOUS IN HIS UNIFORM SIR!

Gunny: OH SO YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH ME HUH?!

Jewel: SIR NO SIR!

Gunny: DO YOU HAVE A PRINCE CHARMING OR HANDSOME MAYOR, KNIGHT OR MARINE IN INTEREST AT ALL?!

Jewel: (still trying to hide her feelings for Gunny) SIR NO SIR!

Gunny: GUESS AGAIN SWEETHEART YOU MIGHT JUST HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE (puts his hat back on) NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20 FOR EVERY TIME YOU SEE A BOY YOU PRETEND TO HATE! (Jewel does her pushups)