User:Pete R. Canfly

Hey, my name's Pete R. Canfly! I'm just some kid who likes goofing off, playing around, and flying. Everybody tells me it's not flying when I just splat face-first onto the ground, but I call it flying. Besides that, I like tickling people with the feather from my hat and shooting teeny nuts at them with a slingshot (don't fret, they don't hurt). My pet crocodile is very good for scaring others when they're going for a summer swim, which is the only reason why he's my pet. Wait, I mean that that's the main reason why he's my pet! Heh heh... Oh, look at the time, I have to go now!